Maquoketa Valley Times
On Dec. 25, 13, there was a breaking/entering and a shooting. The suspect(s) fled before officials arrived. The family that survived the shooting speak out about the incident.
"It was so scary!" says one.
"It was like total paranoia, dude. There were a bunch of little people with the person," says another.
"I was so astounded because nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I just stood there while the person put our valuables in his/her bag."
Officials have figured out, by the details given by the family, the suspect is a woman. She is 5'6 and very thin. She also had raven-black hair. The little people with her might be dwarfs and about seven in count.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, CALL THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
Maquoketa Valley Times
On January 3, 2014, officials have finally found the suspect of the breaking/entering and shooting incident. She is a middle aged woman whose name is Snow White. The men with her are the famous seven dwarfs that she is always seen with. They all fit the description. They are all now in custody and will face charges. I guess Snow isn't the perfect person we thought her to be, and the dwarfs, well, we always had a hunch they were bad. They aren't going to be the most trusted people after all this.
Maquoketa Valley Times
Officials have more to report on the breaking story about the breaking/entering and shooting incident. The woman that they have in custody did commit the crime, but she isn't Snow White. She's lying and deceitful, The Queen! Yeah, that's right. The first person we should have thought done it, did it. I guess she is never going to change. As for the dwarfs, they were just random village-men who aren't very tall. Sorry, Snow White. Everyone owes you and the dwarfs an apology. Especially The Queen.
Maquoketa Valley Times
On January 3, 2014, officials have finally found the suspect of the breaking/entering and shooting incident. She is a middle aged woman whose name is Snow White. The men with her are the famous seven dwarfs that she is always seen with. They all fit the description. They are all now in custody and will face charges. I guess Snow isn't the perfect person we thought her to be, and the dwarfs, well, we always had a hunch they were bad. They aren't going to be the most trusted people after all this.
Maquoketa Valley Times
Officials have more to report on the breaking story about the breaking/entering and shooting incident. The woman that they have in custody did commit the crime, but she isn't Snow White. She's lying and deceitful, The Queen! Yeah, that's right. The first person we should have thought done it, did it. I guess she is never going to change. As for the dwarfs, they were just random village-men who aren't very tall. Sorry, Snow White. Everyone owes you and the dwarfs an apology. Especially The Queen.
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